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Your DC Purim Guide: 2019/5779

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Raise your hand if…

  • You like to party
  • Eat sugary cookies filled with peanut butter/chocolate/raspberry jam
  • Dress in costume when its not Halloween
  • Enjoy libations guilt free
  • Scream really loudly about political figures you despise

Well, you are in luck…

Purim is just around the corner.

Since its been a full year (or more?!) since you last celebrated this glorious holiday, here’s a little refresher of the Purim story: An awful anti-Semitic man wanted to destroy the Jews. He didn’t. We partied.

If you want more of a history refresher, try going to one of the many Megillah-readings around DC (listed below) or watching this brand new investigative podcast, “Haman: A True Crime Story”.

 

There’s also a huge slew of other Purim parties, hamantaschen recipes, and gatherings across the DMV! Oh, and if we missed a Purim event – submit it here or email Allison Friedman.

However you celebrate, we wish you a chag Purim sameach – a happy and joyous Purim!

Sunday, March 10th

Saturday, March 16th

Sunday, March 17th

Monday, March 18th

Tuesday, March 19th

Wednesday, March 20th

Friday, March 22nd

Saturday, March 23rd

Monday, March 25th

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Where to Get Hamantaschen

Purim Inspiration

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Rogue Rabbi to host alternative Purim experience in a Synagogue

Rabbi Aaron Potek, GatherDC’s infamous rabbi and provocateur, is pushing the envelope yet again.

Rabbi Aaron Potek

Potek announced earlier this week that he will be hosting an alternative Purim experience this Wednesday night…in a synagogue.

It’s a risky move for someone who works with Jewish 20s and 30s, many of whom don’t connect to synagogues. But Potek thinks the idea just might be crazy enough to work.

“We were originally looking to host this in an abandoned warehouse or something hipster like that,” he said. “But then we realized that synagogues were just as abandoned and even more unexpected. I mean, honestly, where’s the last place you’d want to celebrate Purim?”

Some Jewish leaders are calling this the most innovative program to happen in DC in years. “You look at the landscape here – Hannukah Happy Hours, Shabbat Happy Hours, Happy Hours for Immigrants’ Rights, or even just generic monthly Happy Hours… it’s literally all Happy Hours,” said Mordy Goldstone, head of OJO, an outdated Jewish organization. “It takes real vision and out-of-the-box thinking to come up with something as genius as this.”

But others, specifically from the religious community, are less enthusiastic. Observant Jews typically celebrate Purim in a bar or at a festive party – eating and drinking in complete and total excess. Potek’s new idea is a serious departure from tradition.

“God clearly thinks Purim must be celebrated in a bar,” said Avi Frumstein a religious Jew and apparently God’s spokesman. (God did not respond to multiple requests for comment.)

“Rabbi Potek has crossed a line here and his ordination should be revoked,” continued Frumstein. When pressed on whether that response was perhaps an overreaction, Frumstein doubled down. “My seemingly random, zealous passion on this insignificant, meaningless issue is actually just my way of overcompensating for a lack of passion about my insignificant, meaningless life.”

Potek seems to have embraced the controversy behind his initiative.

“I guess I am trying to challenge what it means to be religious, which is not only about drinking and partying,” he said. “You can be religious in a synagogue, too.”

When asked why she planned to attend the alternative Purim experience in a synagogue this year, Pam Scherzer said it sounded “exotic.” She elaborated, “I’m into alternative spirituality – for example, my friends and I all do yoga, which is basically like a workout class, but with a smack of Sanskrit. But I’m even more into telling people that I’m into alternative spirituality. So I’m looking forward to telling people that I went to this so I can sound cool and different without actually being too different because I’m uncomfortable with difference.”

So what can people expect at the event itself?

“No costumes, no groggers, no hamantaschen,” Potek said. “Those are all distractions from a holiday that’s meant for adults. We’re going to read from the scroll of Esther – about an ostentatious, vindictive, womanizing ruler – and see if we can find any modern-day parallels.”

That goal may be overly ambitious for a population that seems perfectly content with an un-compelling, childish, kitschy Judaism. But maybe, just maybe, a few people will move past the conversation about the location of the event and actually engage with the content of the holiday.

 

The views and opinions expressed in this blog and on this website are not even those of the original author. They are totally made up – Happy Purim!

DC Purim Events 2015/5775

purim dudeDid you know that here at Gather the Jews we got our name from the Purim story? Having been founded days before the holiday (and this Purim will mark our fifth birthday!), our founders chose to name their organization based on the Purim story.

In the book of Esther, Chapter 4, Verse 16, Esther tells Mordechai: “Go, gather together all the Jews who are in Shushan, and fast for me.”

This passage – issued in opposition to the genocidal plots of Haman – represents the fighting spirit and strength of the unified Jewish people. Gather the Jews tries to bring together the members of the DC Jewish 20s and 30s because we believe in the strength of unification and the positive power of connection.

In that vein, Purim begins Wednesday, March 4th at sun down. Do you know where you’ll be celebrating? There are many opportunities in the coming weeks to celebrate with the DC Jewish Community.

Did we miss anything? Submit events here and/or leave a comment on this post.

Wednesday, February 25th

Saturday, February 28th

Monday, March 2nd

Wednesday, March 4th

Thursday, March 5th

Friday, March 6th

Saturday, March 7th

 

Need some more help for Purim? Here are a couple of costume ideas!

http://www.parenting.com/

http://www.parenting.com/

http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/

http://www.coolest-homemade-costumes.com/

http://www.brit.co/

http://www.brit.co/

http://halloween-ideas.wonderhowto.com/how-to/10-truly-last-minute-halloween-costumes-dont-totally-suck-0149179/

http://halloween-ideas.wonderhowto.com/

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you find your self really in a bind check out these Last Minute Costume Ideas!

 

What about all the great food during Purim?

There of course is Hamantaschen, which we all know and love so lets start there:

You could go for savory with a recipe from the Kosherologist.

http://www.thekosherologist.com/recipes/easy-pulled-bbq-brisket-hamentaschen

http://www.thekosherologist.com/recipes/easy-pulled-bbq-brisket-hamentaschen

 

 

Or the Cookie Overload Hamantaschen from With Love and Cupcakes:

http://withloveandcupcakes.com/2014/03/09/chocolate-chip-cookie-stuffed-chocolate-hamantaschen/

http://withloveandcupcakes.com/2014/03/09/chocolate-chip-cookie-stuffed-chocolate-hamantaschen/

 

 

Or spice it up with Mexican Chocolate Hamantaschen from the Jewish Food Experience:

http://jewishfoodexperience.com/spice-purim-mexican-chocolate/

http://jewishfoodexperience.com/spice-purim-mexican-chocolate/

 

But Purim is not just know for Hamentaschen, there are other great recipes you should try out this time of year!

If you are feeling a bit adventurous maybe try the Cooking Channel’s Kreplach recipe!

http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/kreplach.html

http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/kreplach.html

 

The Jewish Daily Forward has a alternative recipe for Poppy Seed Rolls:

http://blogs.forward.com/the-jew-and-the-carrot/136073/poppy-seed-rolls-giving-new-life-to-a-purim-trad/

http://blogs.forward.com/the-jew-and-the-carrot/136073/poppy-seed-rolls-giving-new-life-to-a-purim-trad/

 

And just because we have not talked about desert enough, here is a recipe for Haman’s Fingers from the LA Times:

http://www.latimes.com/food/la-fo-purim-rec4-20120301-story.html

http://www.latimes.com/food/la-fo-purim-rec4-20120301-story.html

 

Did we miss any of your favorite recipes? Let us know in the comments!