What do you do?
I love that question, and I ask it all the time. It’s such a great conversation starter – even with people I’ve known for a while. You can never hear too much about what someone does – it’s always interesting! Personally, I’m a lawyer, but I’m currently studying for my MBA.
Where are you from?
Wow, another one of my favorite questions! I’m from New Jersey, Exit 4.
What are some of your hobbies?
I work out pretty regularly and love watching sports. Also, Game of Thrones is so great. I could talk about that for hours, which I do, basically every day.
What’s your favorite part about being Jewish?
I went to summer camp and loved it, so I love getting together with Jews and talking about summer camp, even though that was when I was 12 years old and I’m currently 34.
How’s your dating life?
I’m not really looking for anything serious right now. I’m more into just hooking up with people and then ghosting them. I’ve been doing this for like 16 years now. But I’m definitely not scared of intimacy.
Do you have any values or care about anything meaningful?
I’ve been socialized to think that not caring about anything is cool, so… nah brah.
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