With baseball season upon us (and the Nats actually winning for once), it brings about thoughts of beer in the Bullpen, “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” and a warm day with nothing but the outfield, some peanuts, and a half smoke in front of us.
Of course, we all learned about the bases in elementary school (well, except for those of us who learned about them in middle school from a girl named Sarah on the way to a theater competition). But how many of us know the strikes to keep in mind when it comes to mixing dating and baseball?
Strike 1: A baseball game is a great date idea! It’s not, however, a great first date idea, especially when you’re meeting someone from JDate or OKCupid for the first time. First dates should consist of either drinks or coffee, not a game that could last over 3 hours… not to mention the long, stuffy Metro ride home. Save the game for a later date, when you’re more comfortable spending that many hours together. And don’t forget to put on your deodorant.
Strike 2: It’s a real turn-off for anyone when you curse at the top of your lungs or heckle because you didn’t like the call that the ump just made. On a baseball date, try to keep the cursing, bad-mouthing of the other team, and general rudeness to a minimum. And please don’t sulk all the way home if your team loses.
Strike 3: It’s really easy on a beautiful afternoon to sit at a game and not notice exactly how many beers you’ve had. Was it 3, or was it more like 13? Keep things under control, and stick to the limits you’d normally use at a bar. I can’t think of anything worse than that long, stuffy Metro ride home with a date who’s too drunk to stand up and hold onto the hand rail.
Now that you’ve mastered the baseball date, it may be time to plan some other fun outings. Feel free to refer to these warm-weather date ideas for things to do in the DC heat.